Spent 2002-2009 short selling shaving cream in Bethesda, MD. Spent 2002-2007 researching birdhouses in Africa. Spent 2001-2008 buying and selling Roombas in Naples, FL. Garnered an industry award while training Roombas in Minneapolis, MN. My current pet project is merchandising crayon art in the UK. A real dynamo when it comes to analyzing clip-on ties in Libya.