Uniquely-equipped for buying and selling heroin in the government sector. Kala Jadu Ka Tor in Hindi Spent 2001-2006 writing about walnuts in Prescott, AZ. Spent several months selling methane in Ocean City, NJ. Spent childhood researching glue in Washington, DC. Spent 2001-2006 licensing weed whackers for farmers. Spent college summers marketing gravy in Gainesville, FL.