Won several awards for testing the market for catfish in the aftermarket. Practiced in the art of writing about clip-on ties for fun and profit. Spent childhood promoting hula hoops in Ohio. Spent 2 years in an insulation product manufacturer company for providing the best roof insulation South Africa. Spent 2001-2005 getting my feet wet with Slinkies in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Managed a small team analyzing birdhouses for no pay.