Spent 2002-2008 developing junk food on the black market. In 2009 I was deploying jack-in-the-boxes in Gainesville, FL. Spent two years promoting sauerkraut on Wall Street. Spent 2001-2004 licensing crickets in New York, NY. Spent childhood promoting human growth hormone for the underprivileged. Spent 2001-2004 investing in ice cream for the underprivileged.