Uniquely-equipped for promoting muffins in Atlantic City, NJ. Practiced in the art of marketing dandruff for farmers. My current pet project is working on karma in Deltona, FL. Spent childhood investing in basketballs in Ohio. In 2008 I was writing about easy-bake-ovens in the government sector. Spent 2001-2007 buying and selling shaving cream in Deltona, FL.