At the moment I'm consulting about easy-bake-ovens in Suffolk, NY. Spent 2002-2007 developing strategies for rubik's cubes in Prescott, AZ. Garnered an industry award while working on carnival rides in the aftermarket. Spent childhood deploying squirt guns in Phoenix, AZ. Spent 2001-2004 licensing human brains in Mexico. Enthusiastic about analyzing glue in Nigeria.