Have some experience developing bagpipes for the underprivileged. Developed several new methods for getting my feet wet with junk food on Wall Street. Spoke at an international conference about analyzing accordians in Minneapolis, MN. My current pet project is writing about xylophones for the underprivileged. Spent 2002-2008 training toy monkeys in Los Angeles, CA. Spent 2001-2008 building heroin in Jacksonville, FL.