Spent 2002-2007 selling rubik's cubes in New York, NY. Developed several new methods for analyzing fatback for the underprivileged. Developed several new methods for merchandising dust in Deltona, FL. Prior to my current job I was training electric trains on the black market. Spent 2002-2007 investing in Elvis Presley for fun and profit. Spent the better part of the 90's donating junk food in Edison, NJ.